- me: no one ever texts me
- *gets a text*
- me: wtf do you want
Do you think a dildo is an effective weapon to kill a boy with?
It kills their self esteem so close enough
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”